faded-as-my-jeans:

nanner:

annibannanni:

gormanda:

tansytea:

loneeel:

oldtobegin:

Vaguely threatening letters from children.

not to be hard, but i need money.

Actually cry-laughing.

Everything that makes me say “I love children” also makes me say “I am never having any ever.”

The last one is so good. I love children.

These are fantastic.

Children are like angry drunks. And I love it. So long as they aren’t mine.

Idk, stuff like this actually makes me wonder how hilarious my kids could/will? be. 

(Source: mehreenkasana)

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