An article from the ever-classy Daily Fail. Apparently that is literal. Not a euphemism. Seriously.

An article from the ever-classy Daily Fail. Apparently that is literal. Not a euphemism. Seriously.

girlswatchporn:

criminalkuntnmugshots:

My thing is, she’s sucking on suckers all the damn time but she’s the worst dick sucker ever recorded, how is that possible? Is she trying to prove to us that she’s improved and been practicing?

She’s just trying to do some product placement for that “high end” lollipop, which is only 25 fucking dollars for a pack of 3.  In my opinion, nothing is “high end” if even I can afford it.  They better start making that reusable stick out of mother fucking Swarovski diamonds.  Bitches get their vaginas glittered up for more than 25 bucks.
Anyway, it’s not like she’s sucking that lollipop right, either.  Put it in your fucking mouth, Kim.
/girl rant.

^ Haha, those rants. Awesome.

girlswatchporn:

criminalkuntnmugshots:

My thing is, she’s sucking on suckers all the damn time but she’s the worst dick sucker ever recorded, how is that possible? Is she trying to prove to us that she’s improved and been practicing?

She’s just trying to do some product placement for that “high end” lollipop, which is only 25 fucking dollars for a pack of 3.  In my opinion, nothing is “high end” if even I can afford it.  They better start making that reusable stick out of mother fucking Swarovski diamonds.  Bitches get their vaginas glittered up for more than 25 bucks.

Anyway, it’s not like she’s sucking that lollipop right, either.  Put it in your fucking mouth, Kim.

/girl rant.

^ Haha, those rants. Awesome.